When I make my millions by opening a pizza shop named "The Warehouse" where I serve my world-famous "Tripping Chili's" pizza, I am going to buy out People Magazine and fire the person who continues to ruin my online celebrity gossip reading experience with this crap:
Jessica Simpson Says Tony Romo 'Saved Me'
This is also my last post about that witch woman because I realize I am only helping her in some strange way by talking about her (or as some would say obsessing over her stupidity). Zeus save my soul for doing so.
Goodbye lame little blond girl. You suck.